I’m not overly proud of this one (see tags), but it’s been sitting on my comp for a month so I figured I might as well post it since I wasn’t deleting it.
If someone wants to offer advice on how to improve, I’m keeping the SAI file for a while.
Look Coz it’s your ex.
It’s been two years and I’m still pissed about it. You didn’t even have my soul a week before you pawned it!
Hey there followers. Some of you were around last year when I posted about this and for some of you, this will be brand new.
The little boy in the pictures above is my cousin Finn. Finn was a pretty awesome kid. He loved motoring around on his little rider, he didn’t stop running and dancing despite the colostomy bag he wore for over a year, and his favorite colour in the whole world was pink. He was three years old when the cancer growing inside of Finn finally killed him.
His family members ride in the Canadian Ride to Conquer Cancer and have since he passed away four years ago. They wear pink in his honor and the money they’ve raised over the years has gone directly to helping researchers develop new drugs and treatments that have extended the lives of many children living with cancer.
If you can spare anything to help out the Team Finn riders who haven’t made the $2500 goal yet, that would be amazing. This will be the forth year Blayne’s done the ride, the second year Logan’s done it, and it’ll be Jared’s first year.
yeeessssss aw Jones, I love this so much! and god Crowbar’s expression is killing me. sorry dude, but your girlfriend’s going to go dance with this dude while you yap with Quarters
Okay, so, back in 2006, I was in an RP with some friends. This RP was kind of insane in that the person with the least number of characters had 50 characters under her belt, while the person with the most (me) was juggling 200+ character. One of the new players who only had around 50 was a nice girl but had some really weird characters, including one who was meant to be a femme fatale of sorts but was just the most horrible collection of insulting female-based stereotypes imaginable. This girl got into a ‘relationship’ with a character of mine that went by the name Rage.
Rage was the inevitable evolution of me playing psychopaths in that he was a swing away from characters who are monstrous but you like. He was deliberately unlikable, a petulant child monster who killed people and fucked their dead bodies and raped and ate people alive, and was banished to the woods. He found a little cabin out there and lived in it, and being as this was a magical RP, the malevolent little monster managed to leech something into the cabin to make it ‘alive’ (in that it could open drawers and doors and make creaking sounds). Hat (the awful femme fatale) and Rage entered a mutually abusive relationship and it wasn’t until Hat got knocked up that she realized that Rage was maybe an awful monster and possibly a bad boyfriend. The house seemed to be her only friend and ally.
This player was a nice enough girl but sexually frustrated as all get out. We RP’d a little sex privately on the side because I didn’t want to make the other players uncomfortable (sorry that you’re finding out about this now old RP friends), and we didn’t chat a whole lot about boundaries because I was around 21/22ish and didn’t really know how to broach that stuff like I do now. I was kind of shy about it and a wee bit ashamed.
Anyway, one night we were RPing like usual but Rage didn’t want to fuck and left the house to go kill something. Hat commiserated with the house about how sad she was and then things went… weird.
I just spent 15 minutes looking through old chat logs and I can’t find it, but long story short, Hat ground up against the house while I had the house make such stunning observations as *creaks* and *rattles drawers* until finally the player was like (( uh how are we doing this? )) and my answer was (( it’s a house so I have no idea )). In the end, they just had Hat go find Rage so she could bang him instead.
She proxy-banged him because she couldn’t fuck a house.
And that is officially the worst thing I’ve RP’d.