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coz still fucking hates web 2.0

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COZ PRESENTS: THE HOUSEFUCKER - A TALE OF REAL RP HORROR

Quick backstory: This takes place many years ago, from an RP group that has long since disbanded. One of the RPers played a character that we will call “Annie”, who was in a very fucked up relationship with one of my characters named “George”. They lived together in a magical house that was sapient and sympathetic to Annie. For convenience sake, I played the house. One night, after George had been particularly nasty towards Annie, she sought solace in her only friend, the house. 

Of course, Annie’s only way of interacting with anything was to fuck it so this is how it played out. 

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Reblogging this since it’s no longer ass-o-clock in the morning. 

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WHY

I don’t know. It’s been eight long years and I still can’t tell you why. It’s not even like I cropped out much of the RP either, so there’s some backstory to explain this madness away.

The only explanation I have is that the RPer REALLY wanted to RP sex, and since George had rejected Annie already, and there were no other human beings around that I played (except for a baby), they decided to try make George jealous by fucking the house. 

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COZ PRESENTS: THE HOUSEFUCKER - A TALE OF REAL RP HORROR

Quick backstory: This takes place many years ago, from an RP group that has long since disbanded. One of the RPers played a character that we will call “Annie”, who was in a very fucked up relationship with one of my characters named “George”. They lived together in a magical house that was sapient and sympathetic to Annie. For convenience sake, I played the house. One night, after George had been particularly nasty towards Annie, she sought solace in her only friend, the house. 

Of course, Annie’s only way of interacting with anything was to fuck it so this is how it played out. 

Read more …

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